kaatsu: In his former life as a tracker of dangerous game in the unforgiving Australian outback, the Sniper would spend months by himself.
kaatsu: everyone on the team is impressed until they find out that the only game in Australia is rabbits, goats, and some severely lost camels
jamtrousers: what are you talking about, there's heaps of dangerous things to shoot in Australia
jamtrousers: they're all just either one inch tall, or in the water
kaatsu: I'm imagining Sniper wading out at the beach, pants rolled up around his knees, gun barrel in the water, having quick-draw matches with cone shells
jamtrousers: "blue-ringed octopi come with their own bullseyes, mate, don't knock it"

kaatsu: [fic excerpts] his jacaru hat
kaatsu: it took me like a whole minute to figure that one out
kaatsu: this annoys me more than it should
kaatsu: fuck vegemite and koalas, I am going to write a super Aussie story in which he hails from Ettamogah and rides banteng
kaatsu: chasing bandy-bandys and numbats across scree
kaatsu: gets paro and has a brawl with a Hills Hoist
kaatsu: swears he saw a diprotodon once
kaatsu: I will finally have an excuse to use "get a dog up ya" in prose
kaatsu: there is no slash because he refuses to shag anyone until they learn what a mark is, and why Collingwood is bonza

jamtrousers: new unlockable: a series of increasingly horrible spiders
jamtrousers: under his commands, they can band together to steal the intel
jamtrousers: no-one will try to get that one back