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May. 5th, 2009

  • 1:40 PM
watch your teeth


I did not know that all this time I was merely reading normal het romance novels in disguise. To think, all that buttsex is really just all about stealth vaginas. And hey guise, we're all hetero now! Wow, you can learn so much when straight old white males are there to explain it to you.

~*~EVOPSYCH~*~
  • Music:srsly evopsych is such a fuckin blight, everyone involved in it can just go jump

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[info]astrokittie wrote:
May. 5th, 2009 07:17 am (UTC)
I can't tell if this guy is so far in the closet that he's gone to Narnia, or if he's just stupid and doesn't seem to realize that sometimes, the ladies just think that two dicks = better than one.
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[info]saltedpin wrote:
May. 5th, 2009 08:49 am (UTC)
I think maybe he has read about two slash stories?
I feel so enlightened about myself and my motivations now.

I wonder if he would like to explain why I pretty much only read and write giant robot sex these days. The less like human sexytiems the better.
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[info]ravenspear wrote:
May. 5th, 2009 10:04 am (UTC)
...WHAT?

Oh god, this guy actually published a book? A real book, and not one of those self-published ones? D:

Edited at 2009-05-05 10:05 am (UTC)
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[info]emlan wrote:
May. 5th, 2009 11:03 am (UTC)
lmao all pairings are about STRONG WARRIORS
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[info]senyum wrote:
May. 6th, 2009 10:25 am (UTC)
I want to read that book, actually xD
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